That name stuck with me even after I woke up, because I was like what the fuck? A jap chick named Cody Lane? Plus what the hell was I doing dreaming about school girls for? I quit school because of recess you fucking B-G, lol.
I googled Cody Lane and surprise, surprise she turned out to be a pornstar.
Just my type too. Green eyes, light skin, & black hair.
Here's where it gets fucked though.
I was watching a vid of Cody Lane getting bukaked on.
Only to see a link that took you directly to some tard called Chris Chan.
My curiosity got the better of me. I thought Chris was going to be a girl.
(Hey man Cody is a man's name too.)
Since I was dreaming of some random School girl bitch named Cody Lane who also happens to look like real life Cody Lane I figured, maybe this Chris Chan chick is where the whole school girl thing came from.
Note: The suffix Chan can be used to refer to a youthful woman.
I expected nothing less within the context of a porn site.
It makes sense, or so I thought.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS WHEN THEY CLAIM
THAT CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html
Chris Chan turned out to be some fat over weight autistic WEABOO retard.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan
My mind pains me with the memories of the incomprehensible Gigyas like horrors that blinded my eyes in that vid.
He was fucking a blowup doll!
In many different positions. It's like a car crash. You can't stop looking at it. Especially since he had all of these animu toys all over his room. My room is just a plain white space with barely anything in it.
I had no idea that blow up dolls actually have ass cracks, lol.
